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10 Things We'll Miss if the World Ends on May 21
Ned Berger The world is ending on May 21st! That’s what all the people hanging around Madison Square Garden have been trying to tell me lately as they block my way to Sbarro a cool indie lunch spot...
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How To Date A Devout Christian
It’s Saturday night. You meet a cute girl at a bar. Things are going well and you try to take her home. She turns you down with “Sorry, I have church in the morning.” Wait, what? Ever wonder if you...
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8 Reasons Why I Want To Have Cory Booker’s Babies
What were you doing last night? Eating Bugles in your Snuggie while watching TV and deciding the remote is too far in front of you to change the terrible show? Yeah, me too. You know what Cory Booker...
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Thought Monologue No. 3
A Chick-fil-A spokesman has died of a heart attack after the company announced themselves to be against gay marriage. He is survived by his two Pomeranians: Liberace and Sir Charles Nelson Barkley....
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6 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Is Basically The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Flickr / DonkeyHotey Like most of the Internet, this past couple of weeks I’ve been peeing my pants over the two big sitcoms of the moment. The first is The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, starring Ellie...
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